It’s Friday, so a bit of light hearted content. Here are some entries you are not likely to find in the Office Dictionary:
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life